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Hi I'm Mikayla :) I am 16 years old and bisexual.. Merp.
I am very much into RP blogs... and anything fantasy. Especially vampires. Come and chat, I love talking to new people... like literally just love it.

Until next time. See you later~

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function.

Anonymous said: You are beautiful! <3

Omg /)/////(\ no you are thank you

Anonymous said: do bears shit in the woods?

No, for you see, bears dont shit in woods, they come into your house and clog up your toilets.

cl0thes0ff:

gaymommy:

NO WAAAAAAY

YES it’s back on my dash

murderassassin:

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

like homosexual magic

"You have never said anything better in your whole life."

BARB IS FUCKING DYING OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER?!

dannyfinns-reanimated-corpse:

I was really sad when Michael said he’s not gonna be a lad anymore but then Lindsay made it all better! They’re awesome

Psht even though he&#8217;s married he is still always going to be a lad
Team Lad&#8217;s for life am I right?

dannyfinns-reanimated-corpse:

I was really sad when Michael said he’s not gonna be a lad anymore but then Lindsay made it all better! They’re awesome

Psht even though he’s married he is still always going to be a lad

Team Lad’s for life am I right?

lstu:

*muffled cry of ‘MARK NUTT’ in the distance*

lstu:

*muffled cry of ‘MARK NUTT’ in the distance*

manythingsgohere:

Siri thinks I have a problem….

manythingsgohere:

Siri thinks I have a problem….